Monday, May 04, 2009

Adventure on the High Seas

Bear just checking out his ship, the USS Hairball, preparing to sail on her maiden voyage. After departing the port of Livingroom she'll be headed to the Bonusroom Seas. Godspeed Captain.

Captain's Log: May 4, 2009- Wind from the SSE at 4 knots. Hit a floating dog bone, causing a leak in the aft lower decks. Squeaky mouse toy has clogged the bildge so we can't pump out the water. We are going down good sirs. The crew, consisting of a feeble old dachsund, has mutinieed. I shall grab the catnip and man the lifeboat. Providence save us!

4 comments:

Dianne said...

Lucy can hang out at my house while she is on mutiny !

Erica said...

Ahahahahaha! I love this post. REEEEALLY needed that laugh today.

Mendy said...

And I read this post as I am looking out over my 18th floor balcony at the ocean in Corpus Christi (yeah, I love my new job). How ironic is that???? Arrrrggghh Matey!

Anonymous said...

OMG that is funny!