Bear just checking out his ship, the USS Hairball, preparing to sail on her maiden voyage. After departing the port of Livingroom she'll be headed to the Bonusroom Seas. Godspeed Captain.
Captain's Log: May 4, 2009- Wind from the SSE at 4 knots. Hit a floating dog bone, causing a leak in the aft lower decks. Squeaky mouse toy has clogged the bildge so we can't pump out the water. We are going down good sirs. The crew, consisting of a feeble old dachsund, has mutinieed. I shall grab the catnip and man the lifeboat. Providence save us!
4 comments:
Lucy can hang out at my house while she is on mutiny !
Ahahahahaha! I love this post. REEEEALLY needed that laugh today.
And I read this post as I am looking out over my 18th floor balcony at the ocean in Corpus Christi (yeah, I love my new job). How ironic is that???? Arrrrggghh Matey!
OMG that is funny!
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