Since my cousins only get to spend either Christmas or Thanksgiving with us every year, we had Christmas with them while they were here. Heather got my cousin Dakota a Build-A-Bear toy so she could build her own bears. I ended up helping her make this princess bear. What?...what was that?...did you hear something?...yes it was the last shred of manhood that Heather has not taken from me slowly dripping away. I am now completely emasculated and feel like a damn eunuch!
3 comments:
Whatev. You were totally pumped you got to play with the toy, even if it was to build a princess bear instead of crushing enemies with an iron fist.
Okay Mr. "I love to bake cakes" and watch chick flicks!! We know you had fun with the princess bear. Are you sure you don't want kids?!
Hell no, no kids, cousins and nieces are enough! No diapers, no spit up, plenty of sleep (when my wife's not snoring like a buzz saw), vacations, no paying babysitters. I'm just fine thank you.
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